Ever since pubs started being replaced by 'bars' it's become increasingly difficult to buy a decent pint - and bottled beers seem to be little more than gas and weed killer. In the past homebrew was equally awful, and a lot murkier, but thanks to some astoundingly brilliant Canadians home brewed beer is now dangerously gorgeous and easy to make. The Beer Machine is simplicity itself to use, just add the beer mixture (made from 100% natural ingredients and delightfully free of all those ghastly chemicals.), and in seven to ten days you'll have 17 pints of really excellent beer. It also comes with a unique Bottling Transfer System (we love it when frivolous things like beer are turned into serious-sounding processes) that equalises the pressure and allows you to bottle up your brew nice and quickly without exposing it to anything untoward. It even comes with 6 re-usable bottles to make your very own sixer. You'll need the included C02 Soda Chargers for dispensing and conditioning your beer, and there are three of them to get you on your way. You're also able to monitor the temperature and PSI of your nut-brown genius juice - essential for drinking it at the optimum moment. It's fun, it's easy, and boy what a great reward.