Garden gnomes are a blot on the landscape; a pest, a plague, an infestation. They blight otherwise tasteful homes from Woolabonga to Wigan.
Get your own back on these pointy-hatted, grey-bearded gargoyles by becoming a Gnome Bowling champion.
Watch the smug midgets scatter as a well-aimed pixie-punisher ball lands in their midst.
Invite your friends and family, form local leagues. Make Gnome Bowling an Olympic sport and help stamp out international Gnomery.
