At first you might wonder why on earth you'd want a picnic table impaled by a five foot high bottle of ketchup, and frankly you wouldn't be alone. What on earth were we thinking? OK, so some BBQ food could do with a bit of sauce to cover up the charred bits, but really, just how much ketchup and mustard do you need, it can't be healthy to have quite that much. Ah! I've just been informed that I may have made a slight scale miscalculation. It appears that it's not so much that the ketchup etc. is unfeasibly large, but that the table is very small. It's an easy mistake, but now it all makes so much more sense (except for the unfortunate use of the word 'condiment' which is of course unforgivable). It seems that what we're talking about here is very dinky mini picnic table complete with ketchup bottle (normal size if I haven't been clear enough), mustard bottle and salt & pepper shaker, that you put on your maxi table. Well I don't know about you, but if we could just brush over my idiocy at thinking it was designed for the Florida massive, I have to say to that I really want one of these. Decidedly dinky, and yet practical at the same time.