We know that strictly speaking cuddly toys are meant to be reserved for children, but we're not really surprised at how many grown ups have been snuggling up to Patrick the Polar Bear here in the office. He is just so irresistibly soft and cuddly that it seems churlish not to fuss over him. Thanks to global warming Polar Bears are running out of ice (and anyone with a G&T on a hot summers day knows how distressing that can be), but that doesn't mean you should keep Patrick in the freezer. He's huge, he's soft as cloud and even if you think you're hard you'll still end up giving him a big hug. Eating a Polar Bear's liver will kill you as it's so stuffed with vitamin A your body can't take it. Then again if you're going to go around eating Polar Bear livers you kind of deserve it.