It may be Stealth in name, but it's far from stealth in nature, as this twin motor speed boat screams along at an astonishing 30kmh! This big sexy black beast is 73cm long and all power. Unlike the petrol driven pro-RC models that take hours of tinkering with for just a few moments of enjoyment, the Stealth Speed Boat will dash round your local pond at ludicrous speeds for up to half an hour from a single charge - no doubt terrorising all and sundry, and leaving all other RCs (and quite a few ducks) floundering pathetically in its wake. The twin motors make steering amazingly responsive (it'll turn on a dime), and a clever safety feature ensures that the props won't spin when they're out of the water - so you won't be picking your fingers out of the pond. We've already said how fast it is, but have we really got that across? Because even though we knew it was fast, we had no idea what 'really fast' actually looked like until we saw this thing go. Heck if it had wings it would have taken off, and the local hot shot ducks were depressed enough already without giving them even more of an inferiority complex. Of course aside from shaming the local wildfowl, there was the sweet enjoyment of watching the RC nuts with their £100 boats turning green with envy and sulking over their thermoses.