We've all been lost in the woods. Well maybe not, but thanks to the movies we can easily imagine how tremendously scary it could be: the nervous wait for the rescue helicopter, jumping at the snap of every twig, trying to whittle a toaster out of a lump of wood, and being pestered by passing wildlife documentary crews. With the Tool Logic Survival Credit card you'll never be unprepared for an adventure into the unknown, or maybe you just want to spend some me-time in the Black Forest (it's green - we were disappointed). The people at Tool Logic have managed to fit 6 lifesaving gadgets (we say lifesaving, but most of them are just very convenient) into a card that's only marginally thicker than two credit cards, so it's easy to carry around with you - making you more than prepared to get up close and personal with the great outdoors. First of all you can use the high pitched whistle to try and attract the attention of any passers by. It's loud enough that if there are any hikers nearby they'll hopefully come and investigate, or run away screaming. All is not lost if no help arrives on the first night, you can always try your hand at hunting or fishing. The knife can be used by hand (obviously) for skinning passing bison. Mock not, many an intrepid cagouled hiker has been caught short by a marauding herd of startled bison down our way. The knife can also be strapped to a stick using a bootlace, or perhaps a strap, and turned into a spear. This may not be much help with the bison, but you could be well on your way to whipping up a salmon mousse. There's even a set of tweezers to remove the splinters you picked up looking for the right stick.* If you do manage to catch something you'll no doubt need to cook it, which is a great opportunity to use the Magnesium Alloy Firestarter on the side of the card. After your hearty meal of fish, bison or whatever plant you ended up eating when your hunting skills failed you, you'll be happy to hear that the toothpick will get rid of any leftovers nestling between your molars. For those of us who are afraid of the dark there's a red LED torch built in. We think it's red so that you can read a map without spoiling your night vision. Of course if you've got a map then technically you shouldn't be lost, but you tell that to half the people on the M25. It won't magically rescue you from the Blair Witch and you can't use it as a radio, but it will make sure you've got enough tools to make your outdoor experience a bit more bearable without keeping a rucksack permanently fixed to your back. *Do not use these tweezers to remove bison from under your fingernails. They're not really there, you've just been alone in the woods too long.